"Beautiful" Joe

I ain't here to chat, and I ain't got no advice for you. All I do is drive the wagon. Joe is the taciturn old man who drives the Wagon. Known for this distinctive red clothing and scruffy beard, his stash of tobacco is somehow large enough to never run out, but small enough that he's never willing to share.

He is known for driving carefully and keeping all six wheels on the ground. Rare are the times when his wagon tips or breaks.